also lmao meet Elsie, bc I have no chill and apparently I needed a new oc
Simba & Mufasa from The Lion King picture book (1994), scanned by me [✩]
So during my latest "longing for the Army of the Doomstar trailer" hour...stumbled across this:
Granted upon closer inspection there's a fair amount of white specs everywhere, but honestly, even if it is fake this is pretty well done. I just more wanted to post this publically if there's more information such as who the artist is if it's indeed not a legitmate leak.
Anonymous asked:
would you recommend jerking off onto the Bluetooth rune? I know it’s a made-up rune, but my goddamn headphones just keep having weird pairing problems
cryptotheism answered:
It is not a made up rune. It is the Younger Futhark Bind rune, named for Haraldr Blátǫnn Gormsson, or King Harald Bluetooth.
I'm not joking.
What
MTLOCWEEK2023
Day four: OC x canon
Naturally I had to go for Pickles and Ceelie! Why mess with a classic, right? 🖤
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“You’re doing another Playboy spread?” Pickles could do nothing to keep himself from sounding thoroughly interested. He still had St. Cecilia’s centerfold from the first one she’d done tacked up inside his closet. He’d jerked off to it more times than he could count.
“I’m still hot as hell,” St. Cecilia said. She was absolutely right. She sat at her vanity, fussing with her long silver-blonde ponytail. Tossing a glance at him over her shoulder, she asked, “Isn’t that what you Americans say?”
Laughter in his voice, Pickles said, “Yeah.” He was on her bed, stark naked and stretched out like that long cat meme Toki loved so much.
“This is probably the last one, though,” St. Cecilia was saying, leaning towards the mirror to touch up her makeup. “I’m getting too old for Playboy now.”
That was total bullshit, and Pickles said, “Fuck those guys. You can get naked for me anytime you want.”
One time my dad came to family dinner all excited “you know that show Sherlock? I hear fans are writing whole new stories for it online”
And in perfect unison my sister and I yelled “DAD NO!” So vehemently he stopped in his tracks.
Then a look of dawning comprehension on his face.
“Oh, this is like Kirk and Spock, isn’t it”
And I died right then and there.
My mom was into fanfic back when it was still all in handmade zines passed back and forth in-person. My mother is the one who first told me what fanfic was. My mother used to print her favorite fics out on our home printer and stick them on the shelf to read again later. My mom had an Ao3 account before I'd ever heard of Ao3.
Fanfic is not some new millennial/gen z thing that nobody over 35 knows about. It's really not that weird for middle-aged folks and elders to be into it. The folks who were writing Spirk fic in the 60s are, like. Still around.